pasali
(magkatext si BOY at si GIRL...)
BOY: may aaminin aq sau
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GIRL: ano?
BOY: mahal kta!
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BOY: y d kna rply?
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BOY: papakamatay aq!
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BOY: hawak q n kutslyo! isa2ksak q na!
(patay n si BOY... nang biglang...)
GIRL: nakatulog aq, sori po. mahal din kta!
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GIRL: ui, ui! still der?
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Pedro: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.
Miss: sorry po sir, wala po kaming tindang bolpen.
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(inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan...)
Pedro: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen?!!!
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In USA, Pinoy had brekfast of bread & jam when a american, chewing a gum, sat next to him.
AMERICAN: Do Filipinos eat jam & bread?
PINOY: Yes!
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AMERICAN: We dont.We eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels & seeds, recycle them into jam & sell them to Phils.
PINOY: Do you use condom here?
AMERICAN: Yes!
PINOY: What do u do with condoms after using?
AMERICAN: We throw them!
PIN0Y: We dont. In Phils, we save & melt them down into chewing gums & sell them to America.
LoL . .
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Boy: I ♥ u daw sabi ni EDDIE!
Girl: Who's EDDIE?
Boy: Cno pa?EDDIE ako.
Girl: I ♥ u daw sabi ni PATTY!
Boy: Cnong PATTY?
...Girl: Edie, PATTY ako.
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(sa math class)
Guro: tanong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
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Pedro: 2 po mam
Guro: at kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Pedro: 4 piraso po
Guro: hinati ko ulit
Pedro: 8 piraso po
Guro: hinati ko pa
Pedro: 16 po mam
Guro: hinati ko pa ulit
Pedro: 32 po! (galit)
Guro: hinati ko pa 2 beses ko pang hinati nang hinati
Pedro: aba mam!!! GINILING na yun!!!
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Girl: Doc, magpapacheckup po.
Doc: sige maghubad ka na ng panty at bra tapos mahiga ka na.
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Girl: hindi po ako, itong lola ko po.
Doc: sige Lola, hinga na lang ng malalim.
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(namalimos ang pulubi sa isang estudyante...)
Pulubi: boss palimos po!
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Estudyante: (galit) iinom ka? magsusugal o magdodroga?
Pulubi: wala po akong bisyo.
Estudyante: ok, sama ka sakin sa bahay!
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Estudyante: para malaman ng nanay ko ang nangyayari sa taong walang bisyo!!!
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(ang kawawang batang nag-ngangalang Lucky...)
Dad: Oh, anak bakit ka umiiyak?
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Anak: pinagalitan po kasi ako ng teacher ko...
Dad: eh, bakit ano ba ginawa mo?
Anak: tinanong nya po ako kung ano ang pangalan ko...
Dad: ano sabi mo?
Anak: Lucky T. Tinio, Sir!
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(sa isang beauty contest)
Emcee: what are the "pollutants" in your country?
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Contestant: opkors, we hab lots of pollutants sir!
Emcee: very good, kindly name some of them?
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Contestant: we hab sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani, and mini-mini more! you should try our pollutants sir!
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(usapan ng dalawang mayabang…)
Juan: ang galing ng aso ko! tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
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Pedro: alam ko.
Juan: ha? paano mo nalaman?
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Pedro: ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
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Japanese archaeologists digging 100m down & found copper wire, says
= "very good! our great ancestors of 1000yrs
already had telephone!";
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Americans dug 200m & found optical cable, says
= "my god! this means our great forefathers already had
broadband 2000yrs ago!";
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Pinoys digs 500m & found NOTHING, says
= "anlupit ng mga ninuno natin!"
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"WIRELESS!" ~ Proud to be a
Filipino .. LOL =D
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